Jacnshitup.

I DIDN’T CHOOSE TO BE A HUMAN. I DIDN’T SIGN OFF ON DIS SHIT. WHY CAN’T I BE A CAT?

please get out of my head. you don’t belong there anymore.

sergeantsassy:

candacerevello:

masterxroshy:

greyscalemates:

archaic-ramblings-of-a-llama:

swaggamander:

i like my men how i like my tea

thrown in the boston harbor

I like my men like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement. 

I like my men how I like my meat

ground up and in the freezer

I like my men how I like my books

bound in leather

I like my men like I like my whiskey

12 years old and all mixed up with coke. 

I like my men how I like my computer

virus free

I like my men how I like my bacon

hot and sizzley